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Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto Arrested For Convincing Followers His P*nis Contained Holy Milk!

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Valdeci Sobrino Picanto

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

If you're like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation...

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secret from his penis in the for of "sacred milk." This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with the devine milk of the "Holy Spirit,"" reports Vatican Crimes.

One of Picanto's followers stated, "He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the room where the church funds were kept at the back of the church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation"

The good news is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!

According to Vatican Crimes, Picanto said that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. 

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